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  • 2008
  • December
  • 23
  • Filed under
  • Life

Grody!

Ahh yuck. I stepped in poo this morning. Somehow, it was with both feet. Somehow it ended up on the top and bottom of my shoes. I didn't notice until I got to Dann's house, and by then it was all ...

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  • 2008
  • December
  • 18
  • Filed under
  • People

I Found My Younger Twin

It's always noteworthy when you see someone that looks exactly like someone else. It's especially noteworthy when you see someone that looks exactly like yourself. This morning I swear I saw your Matt from the year 2000. He had the same exact facial profile, same haircut, same skinny arms and no facial hair. I must have traveled to the future, commandeered a late-90's white Honda Civic and started a daily commute down Northern Ave. I don't remember doing this, but then again, I don't rememb...

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  • 2008
  • December
  • 17
  • Filed under
  • Life

I Went to the Ophthaddfkjasdjologist..

I made an appointment to get my eyes checked out. They say I have an astigmatism. My eyeball went out of shape and it makes my vision blurry in my left eye. It looks like I'll be needing that monocle after all. I think it all sounds fishy, though. A few weeks ago, they called me Eagle-Eye Sadowski. Now my left eye is at 20/40 vision. That means that I have to be standing at 20 feet away from something you can read at 40 feet away. That's especially upsetting because I took great pride in...

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  • 2008
  • December
  • 16
  • Filed under
  • Things

Where Can I Get a Monocle?

A few weeks ago I developed a bit of blurriness in my left eye. My right eye is perfectly fine. So I'm thinking I'm about getting a monocle. I'll look like a pirate with a round glass eye patch. T...

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  • 2008
  • September
  • 18
  • Filed under
  • People

Master P: Role Model?

I am pretty busy today writing some low-level interface code to pull data from server to XML to an internal JS data structure and relay back to screen to show real-time matches of text input. Music of...

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Time For a New Cell Phone

I've been in the market for a new cell phone lately. My old one was a few-year-old Nokia free phone. It was good because it would also double as a bottle opener, but it left some unsightly scratches a...

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Boy Are My Arms Tired

I just flew in from Hawaii and boy are my arms tired. I was gone for some 10 days. While the trip was fun and adventurous, nothing beats the comforts of home, such as sleeping in a bed, showering daily, and the simple pleasure of drinking a glass of milk.

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Molly's for Sale!

That's right; I am putting Molly up for sale. You may be asking yourself how I could possibly dream of letting her go. Well, this is a decision months in the making. She's been sitting out back under ...

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Investment Advice

In such a rocky financial state our country is in, investments are still going strong. You just need to know how to properly invest. That’s what Your Matt’s here to help you with. Schools will tea...

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  • 2008
  • February
  • 29
  • Filed under
  • Work

Interviews Today

We're hiring a project manager over here at AmazingMail, and I got some interviews. Well, some perform interviews; I perform interrogations. The first came in at 10:20, when scheduled for 10:30. I ma...

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Your Matt's Guide to Being an Adult

As many of you may know, Your Matt recently turned 28 years old. That officially puts me into my late 20's. I don't see it that way, though. I see it as if it puts me into my pre-30's. See, 40 is the ...

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Happy MLK Day!

Some of you may be aware that today is MLK day. Most of you had to work, but I'm sure you know someone that was bragging about how they could stay home and watch soaps, sitcom reruns and infomercials ...

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  • 2008
  • January
  • 15
  • Filed under
  • Life

Brittany, You do too many dang surveys..

I must apologize. Ever since I started this site, I have been neglecting my MySpace. Concequently, as time went on, I also began to neglect this site. I'm trying to change that. With the new year, I v...

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Welcome to YourMatt 2.0

Thank you all for your continued participation in YourMatt.com. Many of you have noticed my crack party donations.. and noticed my donations were just as high as yours truly. The bad news is that I wa...

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