After a few years of hiatus, I'm bringing back my blog. I lost my last website from a hack with my old hosting company. I pulled all of the old posts and set up this site and just sat on it.
I've reformatted it with a focus on adding photo galleries.
I probably won't revisit my old-style blog posts. I think some are funny. Most not so much. In either case, they're almost all still available.
Enjoy. I hope to be adding some stuff here real soon. ♡ Matt
Gahhhh, It's hottt!! Man, it's like a hundred outside and it's only May! It seems like hundred degree temperatures just stopped and it's going again. Damn global warming. Y'know, I think I'm just ...
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It's that time again; time for Your Matt's First Annual Backyard Barbecue and Badminton Tournament. Date: Saturday, April 4th Time: 2:00pm Location: My House view map If necessary, you can park in t...
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Thanksgiving is done gone but not forgotten. I like the leftovers. Some go bad, like deviled eggs, but some get better with age, like my sweet potatoes. I still have some. I'm going to keep some for 3...
Read MoreI did it. I was able to get through the month with absolutely no crack cocaine. As some of you may have known, my anti-crack month was really just a cover for my real anti-alcohol month. I was planning on waiting until Sam left town. We drank brass monkey, polished off a case of Schlitz, and that was it for the rest of the month.
My motivations for this were for a couple reasons:
I had just gotten stupid-drunk in Colorado and ended up in the hospital not knowing how I wrecked a bicycle.
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It’s a new month, and rather than continuing with my same day-in day-out routine, I figured I’d mix it up with a new goal to adhere to for the next 30 days. I vow on this 1st day of August until ...
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