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We promised a baby in December. Life had different plans, and our baby came a whole trimester early. Cooper was born on September 18th at 14⅞ inches and 1lb 13oz. The circumstances around Carly and ...

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Do Not Go To The Dentist

A few weeks ago, I thought, “It’s been a year, I should figure out how to use my dental insurance and find a dentist.” My teeth didn’t hurt or anything; I just figured it would be a good idea ...

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Where All the Merry-Go-Rounds Go At?

You know what they say, “What goes around comes around.” This is bullshit, at least on the playground in the 2000's. Back in school, my favorite piece of playground equipment was the merry-go-roun...

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Hospital Billing

How the heck does the billing for hospital services work? I swear, I can never figure it out. A couple years ago when I busted up my foot, I was billed some hundreds of dollars. I didn't pay. For ...

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I Missed My Tens of Thousands

You've had ideas for inventions that you never acted upon and later found on store shelves. It's a sad, disappointing moment when you realize that you could have been the one to make tens of thousands...

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